2/15/08

I've Cracked the Code!

It all makes sense, now. These critics are not real. They are made up people. The newspapers are just using this:

The Musical Bullshit Generator
!.

I made these using it:

cutting-edge genre-jumping bombast

drum-driven fiercely competitive sonic assault


precise take-no-prisoners meditation


precise day-long loose meat


Wow.

2 comments:

Empiricus said...

Holy shit.

Empiricus said...

"Avoirdupois."

I'd like to think that the bullshit generator came up with that. But, sigh. Only a wooden shoe can wax so poetically.