I've Cracked the Code!

It all makes sense, now. These critics are not real. They are made up people. The newspapers are just using this:

The Musical Bullshit Generator

I made these using it:

cutting-edge genre-jumping bombast

drum-driven fiercely competitive sonic assault

precise take-no-prisoners meditation

precise day-long loose meat



Empiricus said...

Holy shit.

Empiricus said...


I'd like to think that the bullshit generator came up with that. But, sigh. Only a wooden shoe can wax so poetically.