In Which Is Awarded A MacArthur Genius Grant*

*May not be true.

Why even try?

Orchestra's work was "Fantastique"
(Rick Rogers, newsok.com [The Oklahoman online], 3/2/2010)

I wonder what was on...that...concert.

The second half was devoted entirely to Berlioz’s "Symphonie fantastique,” one of the repertoire’s epic masterpieces.


Good job, title-writer. You are a fucking genius.

Figure 1: Your mom.

Another clear-cut case of title-writing malfeasance. Obviously a journalist who, you know, wrote the actual article would never

...this "Fantastique” concert provided a fine opportunity for Levine to showcase the orchestra’s many strengths...


I am very sorry, title-writing person.