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5/15/08

And the Nominee for Best Faux Aphorism Is...

Sam Richards of the Oakland Tribune for his stylish

If you’ve got something good, you might as well use it.

It sure is a mind-bogglingly clever take on, “if you got it, flaunt it.” Also, one of the best openings to begin an article, ever! Congrats to Sam for a job well done. More nominees to be announced later.
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5/15/08

And the Nominee for Best Faux Aphorism Is...

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