Apt Alliteration's Artful Aid: It's Almost Summer

The quote goes, “Who often, but without success, have prayed for apt Alliteration’s artful aid.” (Charles Churchill)

Well, it surely isn’t the clever journalist and critic Joshua Kosman, with:

Tuesday was such a beautiful night for Beethoven, Lang Lang decided to play two.

Congrats! Sort of a sonata thing going on in there, with “Lang Lang” as the development. I especially liked the dental Ds and the plosives.

Whoa, it’s slow out there.
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