2/27/09

Buy More Stuff!

The stock market plunged again on Friday, but the [Florida] orchestra had an answer to the deepening recession: the fun, unabashedly schmaltzy music of Vienna's chief waltz manufacturer [...].

Rats! Oh well, there’s always next year, Mr. President.

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And now for a word from Citigroup, the Ford Motor Company, and the St. Petersburg Times:

Lost most of your savings in the market over the past year or two? No worries, let the irresistible melody of On the Beautiful Blue Danube sweep your cares away.

Ignoring responsibility is always the best remedy.



Table 1. Buy more stuff
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1 comments:

writing term papers help said...

I come back just after a year and look at this, they still actually need a lot more practice. That's it add more explosives to the mix and make it where they cant play a wrong note.